Mr. Handyman
Poems - - Posted on February, 14 at 9:02 pm
Well, I had this sofa that I needed to discard, which just would not fit through the door, that I had tear it apart and dispose. Having never used any power tools, and not wanting to mess up the apartment, I hired a “professional, insured, done right first time” Mr. Handyman. The experiance was so inspiring, I ended up writing a poem in gratitude !
Mr. Handyman do you have your quality tools
for I am a high-tech fool
I have got this huge sofa bed and love seat
tear and dispose them nice and neat
Good Morning, “Im Mr. Handyman”
Tell me what to do, and I will make the battle plan
Hmm, your sofa’s existance today ceases
I will cut it up into little pieces
Where’s my hammer and where’s my axe
I will slaughter it till it cracks
He looked at me with a guile smile
and hacked and hacked with shewag’s style
Finally the sofa came apart
he raised his brows “its just the start”
He jumped on the remains like a clown
till they broke and broke on the ground
“I finished my work” he said with pride
I have taken you for a jolly good ride
The 200 dollars looks so cool
yes you are a high tech fool
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February 15th, 2006 at 8:41 am
kanna..this is cool. you are really very creative!!
February 15th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Superb!
February 19th, 2006 at 7:37 am
Wow a good poem - nice style Anand - Keep up the good work.You are really outstanding in everything and ayya and Amma are so proud of you.
February 19th, 2006 at 8:45 am
YO, too good.
“Hacked and Hacked” - Wood Cutter
February 19th, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Yo praveen …
‘The Wood Cutter’s work is a state of art
In comparism The Handyman just falls apart’
:))
February 21st, 2006 at 3:06 am
hey ! this is cool !
I never knew
that a poet also lives inside of u !
who says that u r a hitech fool ?
when you can pen down a poem so kool !
July 3rd, 2006 at 3:10 am
Anand that was really cool.very Good one indeed.
September 1st, 2006 at 2:47 am
Man is this you. Are you feeling okay
October 10th, 2006 at 9:40 am
hi anna,
accidentally came across your web site,and good to
see so many known names being present in this page.i did like the poem ,but does it mean anything else… some kind of seeing it in a different perspective ?
July 21st, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Haaa haaa lol….